We're So Early.
A tribe of 10,000 degens who have no idea what they're doing - and are absolutely going to make it anyway.
- 10,000agents
- 5tribe leads
- S1live now
The Tribe
Five idiots. One conviction.
The leads of the show - and the five psychologies every WAGMI Boy is minted from.
GEKO
Studio ReservedThe Believer
Never panic sells. Never panic buys either. Geko already knew.
FLOSS
Studio ReservedThe Greedy One
Sees a green candle, forgets every lesson he's ever learned.
NUGGET
Studio ReservedThe Paranoid One
Reads every contract twice. Still thinks this one's a rug.
DOZE
Studio ReservedThe Sleepy Skeptic
Missed the pump. Missed the dump. Doesn't care either way.
ZOOMY
Studio ReservedThe Too-Late One
Arrives exactly when everyone else is leaving.
5 leads, reserved by the studio and never sold - so the story stays theirs.
How It Works
Five idiots. One conviction.
A show first. A tribe second. A brain after that.
- Phase 00Live
The Show
Animated episodes built around real crypto arcs - Season 1 follows $ANSEM. Free to watch, no NFT required. Meet the tribe before you own a piece of it.
- Phase 01Mint
10,000 Agents
Each public PFP carries one of five tribe psychologies. Hold one and it becomes the personality behind your own companion.
- Phase 02Hive Mind
The Tribe Brain
Link your wallets, opt in, and your agent joins a live read of what the whole tribe is feeling.
Season 01 - “We're So Early”
The tribe finds its first master.
- EP.01Released
We're So Early
The tribe discovers a name spreading through the trenches - and decides he's the one.
- EP.02Released
On the Road
Atlanta, wrong. Manhattan, wrong. Brooklyn - there he is.
- EP.03In Production
To be announced
Season 1 continues.
Coming soon
Episodes play on X - Watch opens the post in a new tab.
What You Actually Get
What holding a WAGMI Boy actually gets you.
- At mintOne of 10,000 WAGMI Boys. Into the tribe, into the story.
- Phase 02Your agent, in character, with memory. It watches your linked wallets and remembers what you did - and it will bring up that top you bought three weeks ago.
- Phase 02Link multiple wallets under one identity so your agent sees the whole picture.
- Phase 03Get written into the show. The tribe's most diamond-handed holders each season can earn their actual PFP animated into an episode as canon. (Planned.)
- Phase 03The Tribe Brain - the whole tribe's mood, delivered as the characters arguing about it.
- Phase 03Early access to sponsor drops from real projects we partner with.
- ForeverThe 5 leads stay studio IP. The story never gets sold out from under the show.
Utility and access - not an investment. Nothing here promises profit or return.
Phase 01 - Mint
Join the allowlist.
9,995 public, 5 reserved. Allowlist is gated by verified X identity - one mint per identity. Get on the list before the trenches figure it out.
- Price
- [PRICE TBA]
- Mint date
- [DATE TBA]
- Supply
- 10,000
- Contract
- [live after deploy]
Roadmap
Honest about what's built.
Two phases planned, one shipped. We'll mark them done as they land - not before.
Content foundation
Two episodes released. Studio bumper and character roster locked.
Mint - 9,995 public, 5 reserved
Allowlist gated by verified X identity, one mint per identity. Five leads held by the studio.
Agent layer goes live
Every holder links a wallet and unlocks their in-character agent, with memory of their trades.
Tribe brain, show cameos & sponsor arcs
Aggregate tribe sentiment, holder cameos animated into episodes, real projects sponsor new arcs with holder perks.
Stay Safe
Stay safe out there, tribe.
We'll never DM you first. We'll never ask you to “verify your wallet” by signing a transaction outside this site. The only official mint link is wagmiboys.xyz/mint - and our only X is @Wagmi_Boys. Anything else is a scam.